![]() Song, which Perry herself calls a "slut jam," is very catchy. Photos of ordinary kids flashed on the screens. for Twitter, Facebook,Īnd this music video, which showcases stars suchĭebbie Gibson, Kevin McHale, and Kenny G, during Saturday's performance She faux-messed up the melody, then openly admitted that she can't play the flute - and then remarked: "That was such a Kathy Beth Terry." ![]() For her cover of Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'," after rapping a few lines quite well, Perry began to play the flute. Kathy Beth Terry did get a shoutout, though. Instead she's remembered for the over-the-top bright-blue wig, the white sequin dress with spinning red peppermint wheels, the shiny-silver "Hershey's Kisses" two-piece swimsuit that has the white strings streaming out of the "nipples." To put a snake around her shoulders, so she can dance seductively with it, would not be her. Perry's an incredible showwoman - she's here to party, and that's how she sings to her fans - but she's not known for her dancing. Nothing would be better than watching a pop princess embody a goofy teenager who can belt out amazing notes while stumbling all over the place - because the stage is already too distracting with bubbles, fireworks, laser lights, and water guns. I'm probably not the only one who wants to watch Perry perform in headgear, braces, and a mustache. #followher" on June 7.Īppearance on Saturday, which is too bad. After all, David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust and Beyoncé's Sasha Fierce both took the stage, and Perry did tweet: "Sasha Fierce is to Beyoncé as is to me. However, I also recall that Superman wouldn't participate in sports because it wouldn't be fair to everyone else.but I wonder if that applies to Superman's kids.Not long after Katy Perry's weekend performance at the BankAtlantic Center, she unveiled "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)." The clip stars her alter ego, Kathy Beth Terry, a geeky teenager who drinks and has a kick-ass body underneath all the dork. I think it's quite possible that if Tyler and Tim are not the same person, they might have the same horribly bad PR person.Ĭonclusion: It seems obvious that there's plenty of evidence to support the idea Tebow and Hansbrough are one and the same. A person can only lose so many teeth.Īll I ever hear about Tyler Hansbrough is his unbelievable will to win, his ability to hit all kinds of shots, his never taking a play off, and his tireless work ethic to get even better.Īll I ever hear about Tebow is that he can beat teams with his arm, he can beat teams with his legs, and he can beat teams with his little pinkie.īut I also hear that neither he nor Hansbrough have a snowball's chance in hell of getting drafted or playing a single second in any pro game of any kind. Really, in both cases, those guys should just get out of the way. Tyler Hansbrough's layups involve running as hard as he can directly to the hoop and knocking point guards into the tenth row. Unlike most quarterbacks, Tim Tebow's "QB Slide" is lowering his shoulder and knocking linebackers nine yards upfield. All that's left is for Hansbrough to win a national title at UNC, and it will all fall neatly together. Maybe "Tyler Tebow" should get a little better at not attracting all this attention. Tebow is the first underclassmen to win the Heisman and might win it three times before it's all done. Tyler will probably become the first player in UNC history to earn All-American honors all four years. Tyler Hansbrough has been seen in a famous picture tossed about the internet with two attractive coeds, while Tim Tebow's internet picture of his girlfriend made her more famous than Stuart Scott. Tyler Hansbrough plays for North Carolina in the ACC, where the Tar Heels have to play Duke twice for no reason whatsoever, except the fact you have to satisfy the masses' need for bloodshed-and gladiator battles are no longer legal. Tebow came to Florida, a team with a storied history in a premium football conference, where the home teams have fan sections that would intimidate a Raiders fan. Tim Tebow's game reminds me of someone else.įirst, there's the obvious: Has anyone ever seen Tyler Hansbrough and Tim Tebow in the same place at the same time? This season, Tyler's had a "nagging injury" which forced him to sit out some games-possible because he needed to be at a football game, maybe?Īnd then what about all those "shoulder injuries" of Tebow's.a perfect excuse to miss practice for a weekday game in Chapel Hill. You might think I was recalling Tebow's amazing feats of strength from previous seasons, or his storied (and video documented) high school career.īut then it hit me.
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